"Wave of the future, Dude. 100 percent electronic."

While I hope more interesting, this post should at least come across as one of a much different tone. My dark, scary perceptions of the internet and technology have been successfully replaced with shinier, happier images in a matter of minutes. My roommate Adam just hooked me up with two clutch improvements:

1. Plugging in my ethernet cable. I still don't know what "Mbps" means, but I used to get excited about my connection topping out at 15 units. He plugged something in, clicked a button, and we were talking 300. Right off the bat. Hell yeah.
2. Switching my web browser to Google Chrome. I had no idea Internet Explorer was considered so archaic. But now I've seen the light.

30 minutes ago, the words "ethernet" or "web browser" weren't a part of my vocabulary. How far till the noob finish line?

Next post is about goats. I promise.

"You're like a child that wonders into a movie."

This is my first post. And it's a whiner. I have no idea what I'm doing and am completely out of my element with this blog design process. Way too many options and check boxes for a first timer.

Does this designate me a "noob?"

Among other things, I suppose this blogging experience will improve my computer literacy. Rock bottom isn't a good place to be upon entering the work force. Blew my mind the other day that we no longer have to write "www."

I'll post again shortly. With more interesting content, I hope.